So I went off to Salisbury for the weekend......................we did the most brilliant extreme mountain bike ride. I have never ever ridden in so much mud. I fell off slow motion into a blackberry bush, we saw the hunt and this.............
...........was what my seat looked like when we got back - so you can imagine what my bottom looked like.
It was the DA Christmas party last night - the least said about it all the better. I may not have been the most drunk person there but I still managed to let myself down quite spectacularly.
My very good friend - the Modern day Legend that is Miss Tiny Tiny Tiny Tiny (you have to chant when you speak her name!!!!) rescued me from the bench and got me home. Tiny its true what everybody says - you are a Legend.
Driving home today was traumatic as my exhaust fell off. Roger from the AA rescued me. Thanks Roger
Tonight was LadyLuck's debut performance - it went OK - today was all about survival and I survived thank goodness.
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