So I came home very tired from Glamping and went to cook myself some risotto and as I pulled the packet of risotto rice from the shelf in my pantry I noticed an empty bag with a mouse shaped hole.........I then went on to discover several dozen empty packets - pistachios, hazelnuts, polenta, 2 ENTIRE packets of bread sticks, bread flour, a whole bar of Green and Blacks Organic Dark chocolate, some basmati rice, a whole bag of flaked almonds, oats, lentils, brown sugar and a whole Packet of Trifle Sponge - just turned to dust...........ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH - I had been INFESTED!!!! - I only cleaned out my pantry 3 months ago - the climax of the whole hideous situation was after loudly smacking the hoover pole against the door to scare the hideous beasts away I pulled back a basket back and He just sat there - staring at me - munching on my expensive chocolate. I had to don my wellies and long gardening gloves and evacuate the building and Ring My Dad.......what else could I have done????
Dad came round instantly - Totally understanding of the severity of the situation wielding traps, poison and - most importantly - Peanut Butter.
When Dad pulled out the baskets The Little Critter was still there munching away on what was left of my food stash and Dad said he Looked Cute and then hit him hard with a big bit of wood and there was Blood Splatter on the floor and then he stuffed him in a bin liner with all the empty packets of food He had cleared out - I don't feel bad - He was definitely here for a Good Time rather than a Long Time - I lost about £30 worth of food and now He is dead and we sealed up all the hole so THIS MOUSE PARTY IS OVAH CASSANOVA!!!!!!
I am still coming downstairs in the morning with my wellies on - why oh why am I so freaked out
by tiny little mice???????
EVIL GREEDY (quite cute) LITTLE MOUSE.........................
BLOOD SPATTER.............RIP....................
MY HERO...........
Major Thanks Dad X (I could see you were a tiny bit jumpy when you were trying to catch him - but I won't tell anybody)
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