Therapy

I had lots of therapy today. I usually love therapy but this morning it involved being told I have clunky hips "Always Worrying" apparently and I have weak muscles in my belly, back AND butt.............we all know what this means - hours and hours of mind-numbingly boring exercise or facing life as a miserable wizened old cripple - miserable boring fit person or miserable boring old cripple - is it slightly wrong that I cant decide which is more hideous???????? It was nice being the patient for a change - I can see why so many people come in their droves to burden me with their problems - its was so nice to force somebody into taking an interest in my sad pathetic self-induced problems............................yes - I feel much better.