WTF????

(Something really really bad happend this week. I had problems breathing and Evil Grandpa kidnapped me and took me off to the vets...............and even though I was EXTREMELY awake when I arrived I mysteriously went to sleep and woke up to find they had done THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(WTF?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????*****???*****)

(Do they not know its MINUS 6 out there?????????????)

(Is this a flippin terrible sick joke???????????? - at this time of year??????? FFS I am SERIOUSLY worrried somebody is going to stick paper crowns on my feet and put me in the flippin' oven on Thursday - is it possible to be mistaken for a turkey with this tail?????)

(In all my many hideous days this is probably the worst of them all. She-who-I-am-forced-to-cohabit-with was NOWHERE to be seen all day whilst I was being plucked to within an inch of my long pathetic hideous life.........(thank god for granny and her chicken broth - she is quite clearly the only person in this whole vile sad desperate depressing world who has any humanity about her)...........huummmmmmppphhhhh)