(Erm..........skuuuuzze me......I am just sniffing.........)
(Well can you hurry up?)
(yeah................but I am just sniffing - this is a good one...........) 
(................hmmmmmmm its sooooo GOOD to sniff..........) 
(............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........)
(ooooouh...............hang on - this is a good one..........)
(juuuuust coming................)
(yeah...........you take your time.............whilst we all stand here and WAIT for you..........)
(yep................just got to sniff here.............)
(and here..................)
(and here.....................)
(hellllllllooooooooooo....................I am DYING of boredom.........)
(yep............just wait one teeny tiny second.............)
(if she doesn't get a move on I am going to have to Bite her............)
(oakey doaky......am coming.......am focused..........must not sniff, must not sniff...)
(oooops..............wait - this one is really really gooooooood............)
(oh..............sniffing sniffing sniffing sniffing..........)
(waiting......)
(and waiting)
(and waiting............)
(am sorry! I think I've dropped my contact lens...............)
(you are quite easily the most dull dog I have ever met in my whole sorry sad desperate depressing boring life)
(but THIS IS A CORNER!!!!!!! You cant just walk straight past a corner and not sniff it!!!!!!!!!!! - are you Kerrrrazie???????)
(f**k it - if you cant beat 'em.........join 'em - hmmmmmm it does smell good..........)
1 comment:
Ems, that was comic genious .... you had me crying with laughter... it must be a dog owner thing!
Millie is the sniffer in our pack, but she is small fry compaired to hairy face.
much respect to the blogmyster general.
leon
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