I joined the Juggernaut of barbershop competition in January. I have since spent at least £50 a week on subscription, make up, membership, flights, hotels, outfits, jewellery, charity efforts etc etc etc etc etc and I was LOVIN' IT..............until I saw this..............stage make up - the brightest thickest red-est lipstick you have ever seen in your life............I look like a man in drag.........But I CANNOT WAIT for the ***BIG SHOW***..............."dum dum dummmmmm dum dum dum dum dummmmm de dah daaaaaaaaah" - I wish I had somebody I know in the audience. How on earth I am gonna cope with the nerves??????..........Furball - can I 'av a bit of your Propranolol again?????
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